Everything, except if you ask me to do any of it. Then i can't, because of..... I have lumbar problems that prevent me from doing anything i say.
I'm a sociopath, if you cross me i will spend every moment scheming and plotting my revenge. I have anger issues, and when i get caught, i start trembling and crying.... It worked with my mom ;)
Project your insecurities on someone better than you, then you can avoid having the attention put on yourself. Also, has anyone seen my dad? He went out to get some smokes and never came back.